Awake?

There's a beetle in the bed! There's a beetle in the bed!

No. There isn't. You're just dreaming.

No! There's a beetle in the bed! There's a beetle in the bed!

No. There isn't. You are just dreaming. Be quiet.

But look! Right there, how do you know I'm just dreaming?

Because the beetle you're looking at is on a hardwood floor, and you are in bed. You are dreaming.

Oh. Thank you.

You're welcome.